Worst Male Pick Up Lines

worst male pickup lines of all time

If you’re trying to hit on a pretty girl, you may want to try and stay away from these really bad pick up lines that will have her running the other way instead of into your arms!

  • “Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.”
  • “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
  • “Do you have a map? ‘Cause I just got lost in your eyes.”
  • “I must be a snowflake, ’cause I’ve fallen for you!”
  • “Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
  • “Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”
  • “Are you a library book? Because I’d like to check you out.”
  • “I’m a thief, and I’m hre to steal your heart.”
  • “Are you a parking ticket? You’ve got fine written all over you.”
  • “Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?”
  • “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.”
  • “If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”
  • “Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?”
  • “Are you a pirate? Because I sure want some of that booty!”
  • “I’m not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock.”

Pretty bad pick up lines huh? What are some of the worst pick up lines you’ve ever heard? Tell us in the comments below! 🙂

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